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What's the difference between a Surrey Girl and The Titanic?
Fewer people went down on the Titanic |
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Why do Surrey girls like tilt steering wheels?
More head room. |
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how do you kill a surrey girl?
put a mirrior at the bottom of a pool |
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What's the mating call of an Suurey girl?
Gosh, I'm so drunk! |
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what does a surrey girl says when a guy blows on her ear?
ahhhh, thanks for the refill |
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| Posted: Jan 28th 2005, 2:07 am Edits: 0 |
blonde joke, but lets be honest, surrey = blonde
what do you call 10 blondes standing in a circle?
dope ring |
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Why is a Surrey girl like a turtle?
Once they are on their back they are fucked. |
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| Posted: Jan 28th 2005, 2:08 am Edits: 0 |
lmao...good jokes..you guys are going nuts eh!..lol |
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Leave blondes alone. |
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Why do Surrey girls wear red lipstick?
Because red means "Stop, wrong hole." |
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a surrey girl walks up to her dad and is like, "can i borrow the car?" he is like, ok, but you have to give me head, so he proceeds to give him heqd when she stops and says, "dad, your dick tastes like shit..." the father replies with, "yeah, your brother wanted to borrow the car yesterday" |
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http://www.slurrey.com
Enjoy all.
I am going night night. |
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| Tom wrote: | | a surrey girl walks up to her dad and is like, 'can i borrow the car?' he is like, ok, but you have to give me head, so he proceeds to give him heqd when she stops and says, 'dad, your dick tastes like shit...' the father replies with, 'yeah, your brother wanted to borrow the car yesterday' |
God that's nasty!  |
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| Posted: Jan 28th 2005, 2:13 am Edits: 0 |
lol, there is a site dedicated to us....hahahaha |
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| Posted: Jan 28th 2005, 2:14 am Edits: 0 |
Not so much slurrey based, but its got some stupid stuff on it about surrey. |
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| Posted: Jan 28th 2005, 2:15 am Edits: 0 |
bahahahaha, this one is mint
The judge asks the man why he shot his wife. The man says she was sleeping with my best friend. The judge says what did you do to your best friend. The man says I swatted him with a newspaper and said bad boy. |
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Gross |
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| Posted: Jan 28th 2005, 2:16 am Edits: 0 |
even better
A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist. The doctor takes one look at this woman and all his professionalism goes out the window. Right away he tells her to undress. After she has disrobed he begins to stroke her thigh.
As he does this he says to the woman, "Do you know what I'm doing?"
"Yes," she says, "you're checking for any abrasions or dermatological abnormalities."
"That is correct," says the doctor. He then begins to fondle her breasts.
"Do you know what I'm doing now?" he asks.
"Yes," says the woman, "you're checking for any lumps or breast cancer."
"That's right," replies the doctor. He then begins to have sexual intercourse with the woman. He says to her, "Do you know what I'm doing now?"
"Yes," she says. "You're getting herpes."
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| Posted: Jan 28th 2005, 2:16 am Edits: 0 |
Q: What does a Surrey girl do first thing in the morning?
A: Gets dressed and goes home.
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| Posted: Jan 28th 2005, 2:17 am Edits: 0 |
OMFG tom that one was hilarious!
ROFL |
